Pew Pew Madafakas Unicorn Gun Ugly Christmas 3D Hoodie

Pew Pew in Block Letters, and a Unicorn Who Means It

The words stretch across the chest in thick white pixel letters, the kind an old knitted sweater would use to spell out a name. Beneath them, a unicorn in black sunglasses braces a pink and teal blaster against its chest while a cloud of snow bursts from the barrel. Its rainbow mane streams out behind it as if it is sprinting through a storm. Then the second line arrives near the hem, MADAFAKAS, and the joke is complete. Our unicorn gun Christmas hoodie belongs to the person in your family who answers the holiday card with a snowball fight.

Wearing the Pew Pew Madafakas Unicorn Gun Ugly Christmas 3D Hoodie to the Sweater Party

A deep navy hoodie carries the whole scene, with a teal diamond band running across the shoulders and white snowflakes scattered over the chest like flurries settling on the design. Tiny dots of snow drift between the letters. A small unicorn face peeks out from each sleeve near the shoulder, and a row of more of them, in festive trim, sits along the cuffs and the bottom edge. Even with arms hanging at your sides, the hoodie keeps grinning. The hood and the kangaroo pocket stay plain navy, which leaves the bright mane and the sunglasses to do the talking.

We made this one for the sibling who has been the family troublemaker since the first Christmas dinner, the cousin who hides a water blaster in the coat closet, and the friend who wears the loudest knit in the room and dares anyone to comment. It gets photographed. The unicorn ends up in the group picture beside the tree, shades on, blaster aimed at whoever is holding the camera. Because this 3D printed hoodie suits men and women, a couple can stand under the same string of lights in matching ones, or one person can wear it while everyone else wears sensible reindeer.

Where else does the unicorn show up on this hoodie?

Small unicorn faces appear on both sleeves near the shoulders and repeat along the cuffs and hem, so the character keeps showing up even when you are not facing forward. A knit-style snowflake border frames the chest and the bottom edge to match.

Pair it with your own dark sunglasses at the next holiday gathering and the unicorn will finally have backup.