Alien Santa Funny Xmas 3D Hoodie

Merry Xmas, Hooman

A small alien in a Santa hat floats above the chest of this hoodie, steering a flying saucer through a night of falling white dots. The greeting is meant for you. Hooman is spelled out in large letters beneath the scene, the way a visitor from far away might say it after practicing in the mirror. A green beam drops from the saucer toward a few tiny brown figures tumbling through the snow, and somehow the whole abduction feels friendly.

We made it for the person who turns every December gathering into a bit. Maybe that is the cousin who greets everyone with a made-up word, or the roommate who already has a voice ready for the alien. If someone like that comes to mind, you know exactly how this line will sound when they walk in wearing it. Nobody misses it.

Alien Santa Funny Xmas 3D Hoodie With Knit Bands and Cannabis Leaves

The Alien Santa Funny Xmas 3D Hoodie is a black pullover with a hood, drawstrings and a kangaroo pocket, dressed up to look like an old holiday sweater. White snowflake bands run across the chest, a red and white band circles the hem, and green cannabis leaves line up above the pocket and down both sleeves between scattered snowflakes. Black keeps the night sky dark, so the red, green and white pick up like lights on a tree, and the saucer scene sits in the middle of it all like a little holiday card from space.

The pocket sits right under the beam, which makes the tiny brown figures look like they are headed straight for your hands. Small thing. It gives the hoodie a second joke for anyone who stands close enough to notice. Podluna designs this one in-house as an original, so there are no team or franchise logos in the scene, only the alien, the snow and the leaves. It is suitable for men and women, which makes it easy for a couple to show up as a matching pair of hoomans at the ugly sweater party or settle in for a movie night with the heat turned low.

Will Hooman Still Make Sense in January?

The Santa hat and the Merry Xmas line tie the hoodie to December, but the alien, the leaves and the snowflake bands read as a winter design all season. It works as a warm layer for cold evenings long after the tree comes down, with the greeting still waiting on the chest.

Somewhere in your group chat, someone is already waiting to be called Hooman.