Funny Chicken Christmas Shirt Making A List Chicken It Twice Christmas Tree Perched Hens

The whole joke hangs on one word. Chicken sits in looping script across the lower half of the design, standing in for the “checking” Santa is known for, and a small “it twice” follows in plain capitals as though the hens went down the list a second time to be sure. Above the tree, “Making A List” curves in an arch that holds the whole scene together like a banner. It lands fast, and then it stays with you for the rest of the day.

Funny Chicken Christmas Shirt With Eight Hens Perched Around the Tree

We drew eight hens in small red Santa hats, some settled on the branches and some standing at the base of one star-topped tree strung with garland, with little gold stars drifting in the gaps between them. A black hen sits low on the left, white hens appear on an upper branch and near the trunk, and the rest run through rust and amber feathers, so the group looks like a real flock that wandered over to the tree instead of a row of copies. Our funny chicken Christmas shirt is a holiday T-shirt for people who keep hens, grew up around them, or laugh every time a pun lands on a farm animal. The tree gives it a proper Christmas shape, and the hens keep it from ever feeling stiff.

Picture the person who greets the flock by name every morning, even in December, even in the dark. Chores come first. That is who this one suits: a mother with a backyard coop, or a grandfather who still collects the eggs while the house sleeps. We made the Making A List Chicken It Twice shirt for households like that, where the animals belong to the family tradition and the holiday photo gets staged around them. It comes out for tree trimming, for the walk to the coop with a thermos in hand, and for the gift swap where somebody always has to unwrap the one with the pun.

Who besides a backyard flock keeper would laugh at Chicken It Twice?

Anyone who enjoys a Christmas pun will get the joke on sight, including friends who have never held a hen. The Santa-hatted flock also works as a friendly nudge for relatives who like to tease the coop keeper in the family.

Count the hens a second time, and the black one tucked low on the left will still be keeping a straight face.