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Merry Chickmas, Announced by a Santa Rooster With His Arms Crossed

Two words in fat cream letters, stacked and wound with a strand of colored bulbs: Merry Chickmas. Above them stands a rooster in a red Santa hat, dark sunglasses and a belted suit, arms folded like he has already decided this is the best party of the season. This funny chicken Christmas shirt belongs to the person who turns every holiday into a running joke and says “chickmas” out loud with a straight face. Four more birds stand shoulder to shoulder with him. At the corner of the lettering, a small yellow chick in its own Santa hat sits as if it wandered in from the nursery.

The bird on the far left wears reindeer antlers and a knitted scarf with snowflakes, while the one beside it is wrapped in a string of bulbs and looks pleased about it. Next to the rooster, a bird in star-shaped sunglasses shows off a bright floral vest, and on the end a gray bird in a tree-patterned sweater holds a candy cane like a walking stick. Most of them have shades on, which gives the lineup the air of a band about to walk on stage. Nobody is serious here. Gift boxes, holly and ornaments pile up around their feet, and every outfit has a different idea of Christmas, yet the whole flock still stands together.

Antlers, Tangled Lights and Star Glasses on One Funny Chicken Christmas Shirt

Our Merry Chickmas shirt suits the grandmother who calls her backyard hens by name and the cousin whose kitchen is full of chicken mugs. It fits a tree-trimming night or a long dinner where everyone compares sweaters. Anyone who already knows the flock will spot the little chick in the Santa hat first, and the rooster’s folded arms take care of the rest. It works every time.

Where Does a Shirt Full of Chickens in Santa Gear Get Worn?

At tree trimmings, cookie swaps, holiday dinners and any gathering where a pun about chickens will land. The antlers, bulbs, candy cane and gift boxes tie it to Christmas, so it settles into the December routine of anyone who likes their holiday cheer with a little feathered attitude.

Somewhere in that lineup is a bird that looks just like someone you know, and the rooster in the middle is already waiting with his arms folded.