Funny Chicken Christmas Shirt Support Your Local Christmas Egg Dealer Santa Hat Sunglasses

A hen lies stretched out on a wet city sidewalk, one foot kicked high in the air, sipping eggnog through a striped straw as if she has nowhere else to be. Snow drifts past the blurred traffic lights behind her, a string of Christmas bulbs is tangled around her wing, and the script beneath her reads support your local Christmas egg dealer. She does not explain herself. She does not need to.

Funny Chicken Christmas Shirt With a Santa Hat, Sunglasses and Eggnog

This funny chicken Christmas shirt shows a Santa-hatted hen in dark sunglasses relaxing on a snowy street at night, and it is made for anyone who loves chickens, eggnog and a good holiday joke. Her red hat sits a little crooked, its white trim and pom-pom hanging beside her cheek, and her tongue pokes out around the straw. We drew her to look like she has had a long December and is perfectly happy about it.

Think of the aunt who ties ribbon around cartons of eggs from her own coop and hands them out every holiday season. Think of the friend who orders the eggnog first at every gathering. This shirt is for the people whose December already runs on eggs, and who will enjoy being teased about it. When they walk in wearing a hen who has clearly been sampling the product, the table laughs before anyone says hello.

Christmas Lights, Wet Pavement and One Raised Foot

The warmth is in the setting. Colored lights wind around the cup and her wing, reflections shimmer across the damp stones, and tiny snowflakes are scattered over a city that is still celebrating. It feels like the walk home after the best party of the season, when the cold stops mattering and a cup of nog is still in hand.

People tend to read the line out loud. Someone who has been handed a carton of eggs by a neighbor will smile first, and the one holding a cup of eggnog will usually follow with a toast to the hen. It is the kind of print that starts a conversation by the snack table and keeps it going until the pie comes out.

Where does a chicken in sunglasses fit into a December wardrobe?

Anywhere the season turns casual, from a late tree trimming to a cookie swap, and chicken keepers can keep it on through winter chores at the coop. The joke centers on eggs and eggnog rather than a single date, so it stays funny after the twenty-fifth.

Somewhere in your circle is a person who has been saying “one more eggnog” since the first of December, and this hen has already saved them a spot on the sidewalk.