Merry Fishmas Bass Fish Ugly Christmas 3D Hoodie

Merry Fishmas!

A largemouth bass arcs out of the water across the middle of this hoodie, a red Santa hat tipped over its head and a white fur brim sitting heavy on one side. Below it, the greeting is spelled out in soft white letters on one cheerful line. The fish looks caught mid-leap, mouth open, as if the carols had just started on the dock speakers. Our Merry Fishmas Bass Fish Ugly Christmas 3D Hoodie is made for the angler who spends December mornings out in the cold with a thermos and still arrives at the holiday party ready to be teased about it.

Merry Fishmas Bass Fish Ugly Christmas 3D Hoodie, Down to the Last Snowflake

The body is olive green, with a black yoke dotted in white across the shoulders and a row of small bass swimming along the chest above the big one. Under that, bands of diamond and cross-stitch style patterns in layered greens and black step down the body, the way a knitted holiday sweater would. White snowflakes edge the cuffs and run along the hem, and the hood is lined in white so the green looks sharper around the face. The print carries on down both sleeves, which keeps the ugly Christmas sweater look going from the shoulder to the wrist.

We design it in house at Podluna for people whose holiday calendar includes a boat ramp. It suits a dad who retells the one that got away every Christmas Eve, or a sister who keeps her tackle box by the front door. Suitable for men and women, it goes on over a flannel on the drive to the lake and holds its own at the office gift swap. Ugly sweater night, covered. Fish stories welcome.

Would Someone Who Has Never Cast a Line Still Wear the Bass in the Santa Hat?

Yes. This hoodie works for men and women who simply enjoy an ugly Christmas sweater, with or without a fishing rod, because the Santa-hatted bass and the Merry Fishmas greeting are funny on their own.

Pull the white hood up over all that olive green, and the small bass along the shoulders can keep watch while the big one wears the hat.