Red Black Pattern Cat Santa Hat Funny Ugly Christmas 3D Hoodie

Santa Claws, Spelled Out Above and Below One Tabby in a Red Hat

The pun sits in the middle of this hoodie in two halves, with Santa arching across the top and Claws settling underneath. Between them, a striped tabby looks straight out from under a floppy Santa hat, its whiskers drawn one at a time and a white pom-pom resting beside its ear. The cat is not smiling. It seems to know exactly which ornament it plans to knock off the tree tonight. We drew it for the person who has already made this joke out loud, probably while sweeping up whatever the cat at home left in pieces.

Around that portrait, the red body of the hoodie is covered in a knitted-style pattern. Rows of small white cats walk in single file between snowflakes, tiny evergreen trees and diamond bands, all of it framed by black stripes at the shoulders, the cuffs and the hem. The same pattern carries across both sleeves and up into the hood, where white crosses and snowflakes sit on black and the dark drawstrings hang down against the red. Across a room it reads as a classic holiday sweater, and then the cats come into focus.

A Cat Santa Hat Ugly Christmas Hoodie With Tiny Cats Marching Down Each Sleeve

This red and black cat Santa hat hoodie is made for cat owners who want their Christmas outfit to be a little ridiculous on purpose. It suits men and women alike, and it fits the ugly Christmas sweater party and the family dinner equally well. The hooded shape keeps it relaxed, so it also works for a long afternoon of wrapping paper with a cat asleep in the box. Pair it with jeans and it looks like you planned it. Throw it on over pajamas and it looks like you planned that too. The tabby is an original Podluna drawing, so no one else at the party will be wearing the same cat.

Can the Santa Claws Hoodie Stay in Rotation After Christmas Day?

The pattern is wintery rather than date-specific, so it fits any cold stretch from the first frost in November to the last grey week of January. The Santa hat and the pun are the only parts that say Christmas, and they are easy to keep enjoying a few weeks past the 25th.

Somewhere across the sleeves a small white cat is always mid-stride, and you will keep spotting new ones long after the pun has landed.