Funny Goose Christmas Tote Bag Three Geese Sunglasses Santa Hat Plaid Scarf Candy Cane

A string of tiny Christmas lights loops around the wing of the goose on the left, one bulb red, one green, one gold, trailing down toward her fur-trimmed red boots. Her leopard bow sits just above a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses, and she walks like she has somewhere better to be than the party. It is a small, slightly ridiculous detail, and it sets the tone for the whole walk. Three geese, one direction, no hurry.

A Funny Goose Christmas Tote Bag With Three Geese in Sunglasses and a Candy Cane

Our funny goose Christmas tote bag follows three white geese strutting side by side in full holiday style. The one in the middle wears a Santa hat, a pearl necklace and a wide red satin bow, with green boots cuffed in white fur. On the right, a goose in a red knit pom-pom hat with a sprig of holly holds a candy cane tied with a bow, and her leopard-print boots echo the bow on her friend’s head. Plaid and chunky green knit scarves wrap their necks, and every pair of sunglasses is a different shape. Their steps are in sync, boots lifted mid-stride, like a holiday parade only they were invited to.

We picture this tote on the arm of the sister who dresses her porch goose in a new scarf every season, or the friend who has been sending goose photos since October. For them, three geese in sunglasses is simply a good way to start a December morning. It goes to the tree lot, the cookie swap, the grocery store with the last roll of wrapping paper. Plaid sits against leopard, pearls against candy stripes, and red bows repeat from goose to goose until the trio looks like one crew. Tucked into a kraft gift box with tissue paper, the tote opens to a design that gets a smile before anyone says a word. Someone at the party will ask where the geese are headed, and you will have to admit you have no idea.

Will the Three Geese in Leopard Boots Still Make Sense in January?

The geese wear sunglasses and leopard print as much as they wear Santa hats, so they read as stylish rather than strictly seasonal. The tote is a fine companion for errands and weekend markets well into winter, and for anyone who simply likes geese.

The goose on the left is already carrying her string of lights, so the tote only has to carry the rest.