Funny Tabby Cat Christmas Tote Bag Festive As Fuck Santa Hat Christmas Lights

Festive As Fuck Tote Bag With a Tabby Who Has Had Enough of the Season

A tabby cat in a Santa hat looks out from this design with the half-lidded patience of someone who has just been asked to host again. His red knit sweater carries three stacked words in big cream letters, “Festive As Fuck”, and one raised paw makes sure nobody misses the tone. A thin curl of smoke drifts up from the cigarette in the corner of his mouth, past the white pom-pom of the hat. He is not sorry. Our Funny Tabby Cat Christmas Tote Bag is made for the friend whose holiday spirit arrives with plenty of sarcasm and a very good sense of humor, and it carries the gift swap haul and the attitude alike.

Tangled Lights, a Pine Tree Mug and One Raised Paw

The sweater is worth a slow read. Tiny paw prints and little evergreens march along the hem, snowflakes dot the sleeves, and sprigs of holly sit on either side of the lettering. A string of bulbs in red, blue, green and yellow winds around his shoulders and down one arm, as if he got tangled up in them and decided to leave them on. In his free paw he holds a white mug printed with a single red pine tree, which keeps that paw busy so the other one can do the talking. The whole scene is a Christmas card that has been quietly rolling its eyes since Thanksgiving.

We made this tote for the sister who texts the family chat a sarcastic carol and the coworker who hangs tinsel with a perfectly flat expression. It also suits the cat owner who knows that exact stare from the kitchen counter at six in the morning. Carry it to the holiday market, to a gift exchange, or to the family dinner where somebody has to bring the pies. Strangers in the checkout line will read the sweater, laugh, and wonder where you found it. Expect laughs. Pair it with a plain scarf and the bag becomes the loudest part of the outfit.

Where Else Does a Cat in a Santa Hat Fit Besides Christmas Day?

The red, green and cream palette and the tabby’s deadpan stare suit any cold-weather outing, from January errands to a winter book swap, so the bag keeps working long after the tree comes down. The humor lives in the cat’s attitude more than in the date, which means it still lands in the weeks when everyone else has packed away their decorations.

Hang it on the hook by the door and let the cat in the Santa hat greet everyone who walks in.