Funny Goose Christmas Shirt We Wish You Nothing Butt A Merry Christmas Santa Hat Gingerbread

Some puns arrive with a groan before the sentence is even finished, and the line across this design is built for exactly that reaction: We Wish You Nothing Butt a Merry Christmas. Every family seems to have one person who sings the carol the wrong way on purpose, while the rest of the table pretends to be annoyed and smiles anyway. Our design gives that person a new place to say it, and gives everyone else a few seconds to catch on. Four geese in costume carry the joke the rest of the way.

Four Geese Dancing Away in a Funny Goose Christmas Shirt

The geese are facing away from us, tail feathers up, orange feet kicking mid-step. The little motion lines around each one suggest a song with a strong beat. The first is wrapped in a strand of string lights with a star balanced on its head, a goose doing its best impression of a tree. The second wears a bow on its head and another tied around its middle like a wrapped present. The third is a gingerbread goose with icing buttons and reindeer antlers, and the fourth wears a Santa hat and a suit with fluffy trim. Nobody sees a single face. Above them, the greeting is lettered in a playful hand, with nothing butt set larger so the pun lands first.

People who treat a bad pun as a gift to the whole room will find their holiday outfit in the Funny Goose Christmas Shirt, which pairs four costumed geese with a carol line twisted into a joke. We drew the artwork in-house at Podluna, so these four geese belong to this design alone. It fits the stretch of December when people stand around a kitchen island eating cookies and trading bad jokes, and the geese can be spotted from across the room. A sister who hums carols while wrapping, or a grandfather who tells the same joke every year, will recognize the humor right away. The pun needs no explaining. Whoever hears it first usually repeats it to the next person, and the groan travels around the table.

Which Holiday Gatherings Suit the Nothing Butt Goose Design?

Tree-trimming nights and Christmas Eve dinners suit it most naturally, since the geese and the pun both read in a single glance. It also holds up at cookie swaps and carol sings, anywhere a room full of people needs something to laugh about together.

Somewhere in the flock, the goose in the Santa hat is waiting for the first person at the table to read the second line twice.