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Oops! I Bought Another Tree

The goose in this design does not look sorry at all. He strides along in red boots, a green and white knit hat with a pom-pom, and a snowflake sweater, one wing wrapped around the trunk of a tree that has clearly been dragged a long way. Lights are looped through its branches, needles scatter behind him, and the hand-lettered red line above his head says what everyone at home already suspects. Someone walked into the tree lot for one small errand and came out with another tree. Short boots, long walk.

Our Oops I Bought Another Tree shirt is a Christmas T-shirt for the person in the family who cannot pass a fresh-cut pine without bringing it home, and for the people who love them anyway. It suits the husband who promised this year’s tree was the last one, or the mom who has one in the hall and a second in the den. The joke lands best when somebody who knows the story is standing right there, laughing before they have even finished reading the line. It also works as a small inside joke between two people who split the cost of the tree and never discussed the second one.

A Funny Goose Christmas Shirt With a Checkered Ornament Hanging Over the Chaos

Around the goose, the scene keeps filling in. A black and white checkered ornament with a red bow hangs beside the lettering, and a candy cane tied with a green ribbon leans near a few sprigs of holly. Down by his boots sit two wrapped gifts, one checkered with a red bow and one dotted with little red stars, as if the tree was only the first purchase of the afternoon. Small stars are tucked into the gaps. It looks like a December errand that got a little out of hand, drawn with a loose, inky line that keeps the whole thing playful. Wear it to the tree farm, or on the evening you spend untangling lights on the living room floor. Needles everywhere.

How long does a silly goose joke last after the tree comes down?

The shirt names the tree and the trimmings but never a date, so the joke stays good through the whole holiday season and comes back each year when the next tree arrives. It also fits any quiet January afternoon when needles are still turning up in the corners of the house.

Over all that commotion, the checkered ornament hangs perfectly still, which is more composure than anyone dragging a tree home can usually manage.