Funny Chicken Christmas Tree Tote Bag Merry Chickmas Stacked

A rooster with a blue-green tail sits at the very top of this tree, right where a star would normally go, a red bow at his neck and a Santa hat tipped over his comb. Below him the rows widen, two hens, then three, then four, until ten chickens make one wobbly triangle, each one wrapped in strands of colored lights.

Chicken Christmas Tree Tote Bag With a Rooster Where the Star Goes

This funny chicken Christmas tree tote bag is for the backyard flock keeper and the aunt who has named every hen after a relative. We drew the birds as different breeds: a speckled white one, a black one with a cloud of dotted feathers, a russet one, a golden one with fluffy tail feathers. They look like a real coop that happened to get dressed up for the holidays. Every hen wears a red bow, and the lights loop from one bird to the next so the whole stack feels strung together.

Underneath the bottom row, Merry Chickmas curls across in white script. It is a pun, and a small one, which is why it works. We like how it sits low and quiet, like the handwriting on a gift tag, letting the stacked birds get the first laugh. Anyone who says “Chickmas” out loud every December will know this one on sight.

Ten Hens in Santa Hats on the Way to the Farmers Market

A tote like this gets packed the way December actually goes. A carton of eggs from the coop for the neighbor, a tin of cookies for the swap, wrapped presents for the family dinner, library books that have been waiting since Thanksgiving. The hens ride along on the outside, and somebody in line always points and asks where the rooster tree came from. We made it for that moment, when a holiday joke turns into a conversation with a stranger.

It also suits the person on your list who already owns the chicken sweater and the egg basket shaped like a hen. They will recognize their own flock in this design, and a stack of ten Santa-hatted birds fits right in with the collection. A chicken lover’s holiday tote like this one is easy to spot from across a craft fair.

Where Does a Stacked Chicken Tote Go Once the Christmas Lights Come Down?

It goes to the feed store and the Saturday market, same as before, since ten hens and a rooster in hats are funny on any gray January morning. The tree shape is a December joke, but the chickens themselves are year-round.

Hang it on the hook by the door and the rooster on top will be the first one to greet whoever walks in.