Funny Chicken Christmas Tote Bag Three Chickens Ugly Sweaters Scarves Tangled Lights

In the middle of the group stands one black hen in a Santa hat, brows pulled low and beak turned down, plainly unimpressed by the whole holiday. Her two golden neighbors went the other way, wide-eyed and a little frazzled, one with a red snowflake bow tied above her comb and one in a green knit beanie topped with a white pom-pom. A single string of colored bulbs loops around all three of them, and nobody has bothered to untangle it.

Funny Chicken Christmas Tote Bag With Three Hens Caught in the Lights

We designed this funny chicken Christmas tote bag for the person whose family holiday always involves a knot somewhere. Each hen wears her own knit sweater, reindeer on the left and little pine trees on the right, with scarves wound thick enough to hide half a beak. Bells, holly berries and a pinecone hang from the fringe, and a red ornament dangles near the left hen’s feet. Their ruffled feathers and startled eyes make the scene read as three friends who dressed in a hurry and now share one set of lights. Picture a sister who strings the tree lights and somehow ends up wearing them, and you already know who this tote belongs to.

It makes a good Christmas tote bag for carrying things between houses in December. It holds a plate of cookies for the neighbors or a stack of wrapped presents for the cousins, and it starts a conversation at the door before anyone has said hello. Backyard chicken keepers will recognize the posture, that mix of fluff, side-eye and complete confidence. A grandmother with a rooster on her kitchen shelf would laugh at the middle hen first. Carry it to the tree farm or the school pageant and the hens do the introductions. We made it for the household that decorates a little too much and enjoys every minute of it.

Who Else Will Appreciate a Grumpy Hen in a Santa Hat?

Anyone who keeps chickens, collects farm-themed holiday décor, or has a soft spot for a scowling character will connect with the black hen in the middle. The lights, scarves and sweaters keep the design firmly Christmas, so it fits best from the first tree trimming through the last holiday visit, and it suits a teacher, a neighbor or a sibling who prefers humor to sparkle.

Hang it on a hook by the door and the three hens will greet every arrival, still tangled, with the middle one still scowling.