Funny Chicken Christmas Tote Bag Santa Selfie Milk Glass Ugly Sweater Vintage Photo

The chicken got to the milk first. It holds the glass in one wing and stretches the other out for a selfie, beak wide open, eyes enormous, while behind it Santa bends over by the tree with a wrapped box in his hands. He has no idea he is in the shot. The warm, slightly aged tone of the scene makes it feel like a picture pulled from an old album that nobody could look at without laughing.

Funny Chicken Christmas Tote Bag With a Santa Selfie by the Fireplace

This funny chicken Christmas tote bag belongs to the person who sets out milk and cookies every December and secretly hopes to catch Santa in the act. The chicken wears a red Nordic sweater patterned with reindeer and snowflakes, the kind of ugly sweater that turns up at every holiday party. Around it the room glows: a tree strung with lights and red ornaments, stockings hanging above a crackling fire, a wreath on the mantel, snow drifting past the window, and a plaid armchair waiting in the corner. Our design gives the whole scene a storybook humor, so the bag works as a Christmas gift for chicken lovers, a Secret Santa pick for a coworker with a good sense of humor, or a small present for a grandparent who talks about the backyard hens by name.

Santa Mid-Delivery, Chicken Mid-Gasp

Santa froze. The chicken did not. That split second is the whole joke, and it sits in the middle of the bag where everyone can read it from across a room. Everyday December carrying gets funnier with it on your shoulder. It can hold wrapped presents on the way to a family dinner, a plate of cookies for the neighbors, or library books and groceries during the busy weeks before the holiday. The person behind you in line will notice the chicken first, then Santa, and then the laughing starts. Our Santa selfie tote bag also suits anyone who collects ugly sweater humor, since the knit pattern on that sweater is as much a part of the joke as the shocked face above it.

When Else Can the Shocked Chicken Tote Come Out of the Closet?

Any time someone needs a laugh. The wide-eyed stare reads just as well on a January market run, a spring picnic, or a winter birthday as it does on Christmas Eve, so the bag keeps going long after the tree comes down.

Somewhere in that living room the milk glass is still half full, and the chicken is already planning how to tell everyone what it saw.