Drink Drank Drunk Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Santa Snowman Gingerbread Wine Glasses

Drink, Drank, Drunk in Stitch-Style Letters Under Three Glasses

Three glasses, three guests, and one sentence that gets funnier as the evening goes on. A gingerbread man grins inside a martini glass crowded with candy canes and a peppermint, a snowman sits in the middle glass beside a strand of lights, and Santa settles into the coupe glass on the right. Beneath them, Drink, Drank, Drunk is spelled out in red cross-stitch style letters, the way a friend says it out loud when the second round arrives and the whole table finishes it together. The pixel lettering has the same handmade charm as a sweater knitted by an aunt who never asked for opinions.

Our Drink Drank Drunk ugly Christmas sweater is a cream white holiday sweater with a red ribbed collar and red cuffs, made for men and women who would rather laugh at the party than dress for it. Rows of green trees, red snowflakes and tiny cocktail glasses run down the sleeves, and golden bells with red bows sit above the glasses like a small doorbell announcing the toast. The white ground keeps the red and green bright against jeans or a dark skirt. It asks to be noticed, which is the point at a party where everyone has agreed to look a little ridiculous.

Gold Bells, Candy Canes and a Row of Colored Bulbs Around the Toast

Think of the person who hosts the ugly sweater night every December and sets out the cookies before anyone arrives. This sweater is theirs. It suits the sister who texts the group chat about the dress code and the husband who refuses to be outdone by his wife. Each character has a glass of their own, so nobody has to share. A cupcake with a cherry on top, a wrapped present and sprigs of holly sit at the base of the stems, with a string of colored bulbs glowing beneath the words. Put it on in the kitchen with a glass in hand and you become part of the scene, one more toast on the table.

Who Can Wear the Drink Drank Drunk Ugly Christmas Sweater?

Men and women both. The design is made for any wearer who likes a holiday joke with their cocktail, so a couple can wear matching sweaters to the same party, and a group of friends can line up shoulder to shoulder and let the whole toast show. Because the sleeves repeat the trees and cocktail glasses, it also reads well from across the room when someone is pouring.

Keep the row of little colored bulbs in mind for the moment the room goes dim and the real lights come on.