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Jingle My Bells Ugly Sweater: Santa’s Bare Backside and Two Gold Bells

Santa has dropped his red pants down to his black boots, and the only thing left to hold the moment together is a red bow tied around two gold jingle bells. That is the scene we put in the middle of this sweater, with “Jingle My Bells” stacked in big red and green letters above it and a Santa hat perched on the J. It is a silly picture drawn with a straight face. It belongs to the person in your life who gets the loudest laugh at every holiday gathering and has already started asking what to wear this year.

Our Jingle My Bells sweater is a funny Santa butt Christmas sweater for men and women who like their holiday humor cheeky and their party outfits loud. A green gift box with a red ribbon sits on each side, and a candy cane wrapped in a bow stands beside each box. Tiny red hearts float around the bells. It takes a second to notice them, and then the whole picture lands a little softer than you expected. We drew it for the family dinner where the aunt who has seen everything still wipes her eyes laughing, and for the coworker who wins the ugly sweater contest by keeping a perfectly serious face.

String Lights Over the Shoulders and Reindeer Down Each Sleeve

A strand of colored bulbs in red, yellow, green and blue runs across the chest, and holly leaves frame the lettering on both sides. Red reindeer march up the sleeves between bands of snowflakes and little green trees, all in the Fair Isle style that makes an ugly sweater feel like it came out of somebody’s grandmother’s closet. We kept that traditional border around the silly scene so the joke has a proper frame. The cream ground keeps the reds and greens bright under party lights, and a pair of jeans is all it needs to be ready for the picture everyone will ask for beside the tree. It looks cheerful from across the room and gets funnier the closer someone stands.

Where Does a Jingle Bells Santa Sweater Show Up Besides Christmas Dinner?

Ugly sweater contests and tree-trimming nights are its natural stages, and since the sweater suits both men and women, it also works as a gag at a holiday gift exchange. It stays useful for every party that fills December.

Those two gold bells on their red bow are small enough to miss for about three seconds, and then the whole room is laughing.