Dog Mugshot Pun Boston Terrier Funny Ugly Christmas 3D Hoodie

A Boston Terrier in a navy suit and a Santa hat holds a black placard that says I KNOCKED OVER THE CHRISTMAS TREE, and he wears the flat, patient expression of a dog who has already heard the charge read aloud. That single confession is the heart of the Dog Mugshot Pun Boston Terrier Funny Ugly Christmas 3D Hoodie. It belongs to anyone who has walked into the living room to find a toppled tree, a trail of ornaments, and one very quiet dog sitting beside the evidence.

A Boston Terrier Mugshot Hoodie With the Height Chart Still Behind Him

The scene sits on a white panel across the chest, with black height lines marked 1, 2 and 3 running behind the dog like a police lineup wall. His paws rest on the bottom edge of the sign, a red tie sits neatly under his collar, and the tiny pine trees on the placard match the real one he is admitting to. Around that panel, the hoodie turns into a deep red Christmas knit pattern with cream snowflake bands, little evergreens, and the outlines of Boston Terriers trotting along the sleeves and hem. The white hood and red cuffs frame it all, so the whole hoodie feels like one cozy sweater with a joke tucked into the middle of it.

We made this for the person whose Boston Terrier has a history. The dog who stands a little too close to the tree, who treats the lowest branches as a toy shelf, and who somehow looks innocent afterward. He knows what he did. Wearing the hoodie at the tree trimming, in the family card photo, or on the morning the presents come out gives the whole house a running joke that the dog is, by now, fully in on. It is cut as a Christmas hoodie for men and women, so the owner who got blamed and the partner who watched it happen can both put one on.

Where Else Does a Boston Terrier Mugshot Hoodie Fit Besides Christmas Morning?

It works anywhere an ugly Christmas sweater is welcome: office holiday contests, school parties, December walks around the block, and family dinners where a dog owner would rather confess before anyone asks. The knit-style border keeps it firmly in the seasonal sweater spirit, and the hood makes it warm enough for the cold stretch between the first decorations and the last of the wrapping paper.

Somewhere under the tree this year there is a Boston Terrier who will never admit to anything, and this hoodie says it out loud for him.