Beer Bigfoot Christmas Ugly Sweater Wreath Footprint Hops Cabin Bar

Merry Squatchmas

Bigfoot stands in the middle of a Christmas wreath with a Santa hat tipped over his brow and a foamy mug of beer raised in one fist, and the two words printed beneath him settle the matter. Merry Squatchmas. It is the greeting for the friend who tells the Sasquatch story every December at the cabin and still hasn’t convinced anyone. Our Beer Bigfoot Christmas ugly sweater gives that friend, and the rest of the table, a place to wear the joke. The mood is warm and a little rowdy, the way a cabin bar feels once the fire is going and the first round is already poured.

We built the wreath out of things that belong at a cabin bar: pinecones, green hop cones, red berries, bright ornaments, and a couple of small beer mugs tucked into the pine branches. A big red bow anchors the bottom, and a pair of brown footprints walks along each side of the lettering, as if he just stepped out of the woods and decided to stay for the party. Snowflakes and tiny gold stars drift across the cream background, so the whole scene feels like a snowy night seen through a lodge window.

Bigfoot in a Santa Hat, Hops in the Wreath

The cream body is trimmed in deep green at the cuffs and hem, with burgundy at the collar, and patterned bands of tiny trees and dots run across the shoulders and down the sleeves. It has the look of an old ski lodge sweater, except the star is a hairy cryptid who clearly prefers a cold lager to cocoa. Nobody misses the joke. Our design suits men and women alike, so the same pattern works on a brother who brews at home and a sister who plans the cabin weekend. Wear it to an ugly sweater contest, a loud holiday party, or the quiet hour after dinner when somebody pours another round and the Bigfoot stories start again.

Where Else Can This Beer Bigfoot Christmas Ugly Sweater Show Up Besides the Holiday Party?

It fits any gathering where a beer and a bad Bigfoot pun are welcome: a hunting cabin weekend, a December brewery visit, a snowed-in game night, or a gift swap among friends who share the same sense of humor.

Somewhere between the footprints and the red bow there is room for a mug raised to whoever swears they saw something in the woods this year.