We Wish You Nothing Butt Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Santa Reindeer Snowman Gingerbread

The line across the chest ends on an ellipsis, and the answer walks away from you. Santa carries his green sack, a reindeer wears a plaid scarf, a snowman tips a black top hat and a gingerbread cookie throws both arms in the air, all heading the same direction while the red lettering above finishes the pun: we wish you nothing butt a merry Christmas. It is the kind of joke that makes a grandmother say “oh, stop it” while she is already laughing.

A Funny Ugly Christmas Sweater Where Santa and Three Friends Walk Off Together

The We Wish You Nothing Butt ugly Christmas sweater is a cream holiday pullover for men and women, with a red collar and cuffs that hold the scene the way ribbon holds a present. Candy canes, holly, ornaments, little evergreens and wrapped gifts drift between the four characters, and the lettering swells from curly “We Wish You” up to a big, round, red “Butt” that nobody will miss. Bands of snowflakes, hearts and tiny trees in red, green and black circle the shoulders and sleeves and run along the hem. Our in-house design keeps the tone playful, and the green and red “A Merry Christmas!” tucked underneath reminds everyone that the wish was a kind one.

The Funny Christmas Sweater That Gets the Laugh at Family Dinner

Picture the cousin who signs up for ugly sweater day every year and has already planned where to stand, so the table meets Santa’s red-suited rear before anyone reads a word. Then someone reads the line and pauses. The pun lands. Then comes the laugh. We made this funny Christmas sweater for the people who keep the holiday light, like the sister who texts her brother a photo of it before the party, or the couple who each pick one up for the same ugly sweater party and spend the evening posing beside the tree. It sits easily in a group photo too, because four small characters walking off in a row make everyone around you look like part of the parade.

Who Else Can Wear a Sweater with Santa, a Reindeer, a Snowman and a Gingerbread Cookie on It?

Men and women can both wear this design, so two people in the same house can each choose one for the same party. The cream ground and bright red keep it festive enough for a school dress-up day or a neighborhood cookie swap, and it suits anyone who likes their Christmas humor cheerful and a little cheeky.

The gingerbread cookie has both arms in the air and the rest of the line is already moving, so there is still room in it for one more.