Yoga Lovers Meditating Dog Funny Ugly 3D Hoodie

Mostly Peace, Love and Dog: The Yoga Lovers Meditating Dog Ugly 3D Hoodie

Our Yoga Lovers Meditating Dog Funny Ugly 3D Hoodie carries one sentence across the chest in big cream letters: I am mostly peace, love and dog. That is the whole personality of the person it was made for, a yoga lover who shares the mat with a dog and answers to both. Under the words, an orange pup with brown patches sits cross-legged in lotus pose, long ears hanging, paws resting on his knees, belly out. Eyes shut. He looks like he has finished his breathing and is waiting for everyone else to catch up. The hoodie is cut for men and women alike.

Behind him, wide stripes step from teal down through mustard and rust and back to teal, with faint specks scattered through them like dust in a sunlit studio. The hood, sleeves and cuffs carry the old Nordic sweater pattern in cream: snowflakes, arrows, zigzags and tiny pine trees marching in rows. Those rows repeat down each sleeve, so the pattern follows your arms when you stretch into a pose. It is a funny ugly hoodie in the holiday sense, loud and cozy, yet the dog keeps the whole thing calm. The pocket sits right beneath his folded legs, so your hands slip in just under his crossed feet.

The Lotus and Peace Sign Standing In for the Last Word

The line below the dog begins with “and a little go,” then a lotus flower and a peace sign take the place of the word you are already thinking of, and the sentence finishes on “yourself.” It is how a patient person says exactly what they mean. Anyone who has held a long pose, counted every breath and still had to count to ten will recognize it right away. It suits a sister who teaches the Saturday class or a husband who walks the dog at dawn, people whose calm is real and whose sense of humor is just as real. The little peace hand beside the lotus works like a wink, tucked at the end of a line otherwise full of good intentions.

When Else Can a Snowflake-Trimmed Dog Yoga Hoodie Come Out?

The cream snowflakes and pine trees suit December gatherings and ugly-sweater parties, while the teal, mustard and rust palette works just as well on a chilly morning walk or a drive to a weekend class. The message about peace, love and a dog stays true long after the holiday decorations are boxed up.

The little orange dog sits just above the pocket with his eyes closed, ready to keep the peace for whoever wears him.