Unicorn Bigfoot Christmas Ugly Sweater Rainbow Float Red Footprints

Squatching Through the Snow in a Unicorn Bigfoot Christmas Ugly Sweater

The line “Squatching Through the Snow” runs across the chest in thick red letters. Right above it, a shaggy Bigfoot wades forward with a rainbow unicorn float tucked against his side. The unicorn wears a gold horn and a sleepy, content face, as if the two have been walking together for miles. Even the lettering reads like a trail marker, announcing where the wearer is headed: forward, through the snow, in good company. Our Unicorn Bigfoot Christmas Ugly Sweater is made for the best friend or partner who has always believed in the creature in the woods and never minded being the one everyone points at across the room.

Around that scene, the knit pattern keeps going. Rows of white pine trees climb the sleeves and the lower body, and small snowflakes drift between them. Red and white footprints wander down each arm as if Bigfoot passed through before anyone else woke up. Black makes the ground, bands of red run through it, and a ribbed red collar, cuff, and hem hold everything in place. Short rows of tiny white squares line the bottom edge like a light dusting of snow. It looks like a holiday sweater from a family closet, only this family happens to include a sasquatch.

Think of the moment it comes out of the bag. A Bigfoot Christmas sweater shows up at the ugly sweater swap, and somebody asks why the unicorn is a pool float and why Bigfoot looks so pleased about it. Nobody needs an answer. Our sweater is marked suitable for men and women, so a couple can pick up the same one, or a household can pass it back and forth after the dishes are done. The rainbow unicorn float gives it a cheerful lift against all that black and red. It is the kind of sweater that gets talked about at the table and photographed in the hallway.

Where Else Does a Bigfoot With a Rainbow Unicorn Float Belong?

Past the ugly sweater contest, this sweater fits cabin weekends and holiday card photos just as easily. The pine trees, snowflakes, and red footprints read as winter, so it stays useful from the first snow through January.

By the time the party winds down, those red footprints trailing down the sleeves may be the only thing left to follow out the door.