Funny Yorkshire Terrier Christmas Shirt On The Naughty List And I Regret Nothing Mugshot

On The Naughty List, and the Yorkshire Terrier Christmas Shirt That Owns Up to It

The line runs across the top in thick black letters, and below it a Yorkshire Terrier in a Santa hat poses for a booking photo with its tongue out and no sign of remorse. Our funny Yorkshire Terrier Christmas shirt is made for the person who lives with a dog like that, the one who has already been caught near the tree skirt twice this week. The words along the bottom finish the confession: And I Regret Nothing. Short and plain. It sounds exactly like the dog.

A Chalkboard Sign, a Bow, and Heights From 48 to 70

Behind the terrier, a mugshot height chart in black lines counts from 48 up to 70, with small snowflakes marking the big numbers on each side, so the whole scene reads like a police lineup that wandered into a Christmas card. The dog’s paws rest over the top of a dark sign that says NAUGHTY, and the sign is framed by an evergreen garland with pinecones, berries, and a wide bow, the kind of wreath someone fussed over for a real doorway. The tousled tan and gray fur around the face is drawn with enough care that Yorkie owners will spot their own dog in it. We built the scene so the joke lands from across the room, then rewards anyone close enough to read the numbers.

Most people who pick this up already know the dog it describes. Maybe the Yorkie waits by the door for the gift wrap to come out, or leaves a trail of ribbon from the sofa to the hallway, and the whole house forgives it by dinner. Everyone does. Our shirt gives that household a way to say so out loud, while cookies cool, while the tree gets its lights, or while the dog sits in the middle of the family card photo looking proud of itself. It also suits the owner who would rather share the naughty list with their dog than stay off it alone.

How Long Does the Naughty List Joke Stay Funny After December?

The Santa hat and garland belong to the season, but the mugshot chart and the line about regret fit any day the dog does something questionable, so the shirt keeps working long after the wrapping paper is gone. Anyone who loves a Yorkshire Terrier, or lives with someone who does, will get the joke at once.

That pink tongue sticking out under the Santa hat is probably already a good likeness of someone at your house.