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Happy OWLidays Tote Bag With a Santa Hat Owl and Wine Glass

The joke is in the lettering. Happy OWLidays is set in curly, old-fashioned type the color of cinnamon and gingerbread, and the three letters that make the pun are picked out in bright red capitals so nobody misses it. Our funny owl Christmas tote bag is made for the person who groans at a pun and then repeats it to everyone at the table. It suits a friend with a dry sense of humor just as well as a coworker whose gift swap pick needs to get a laugh.

Underneath sits one small, round owl with huge glossy eyes and a Santa hat that tips a little to one side, white pom-pom and all. A striped candy cane party blower hangs from its beak. In one wing it holds a tiny wine glass with a gold rim, a splash of red still inside. Its feet are planted on a soft gray shadow, and the whole look says the party started a while ago. He is in no hurry to leave.

The Owl With the Party Blower and a Glass of Red

We picture this one going to the people who treat December as a string of small gatherings: the neighbor who organizes the cookie exchange, the aunt who keeps a stack of totes by the door for exactly this season, the friend from book club who always brings the wine. The owl is the messenger here. The person carrying it is the one telling the joke, and the design gives them an easy opener on the way through the door. Fill it with a bottle, a tin of shortbread and a handwritten card, and the owl has already done half the toasting.

Where does a wine-sipping owl tote fit into the holiday season?

A tote with a wine-sipping owl fits cookie exchanges, gift swaps, holiday dinners and the quiet stretch between Christmas and New Year’s. Because the owl is dressed for a party rather than a single day, the Happy OWLidays pun stays funny through every December gathering on the calendar.

Somewhere between the pom-pom and the party blower, that little owl has already decided this is going to be a good year.