Funny Labor And Delivery Nurse Christmas Shirt L&D Pain Scale Ornaments Epidural
$19.50
The last ornament on this tree is the one that lingers: a blush-red bauble with its eyes closed, cradling two swaddled newborns, one wrapped in sage and one in cream with a tiny flower tucked beside it. Above it, the white lettering announces the Christmas L&D Pain Scale, and five more ornaments walk through the hours that lead up to that quiet moment.
A Funny Labor and Delivery Nurse Christmas Shirt Told in Six Ornaments
This L&D pain scale shirt belongs to labor and delivery nurses, postpartum staff, doulas, and anyone who has coached a patient from the first twinge to the first cry. We drew each ornament as a small round face so the scale reads at a glance. The first one grins with rosy cheeks under the words No Contractions. The second chews a knuckle and admits, I Feel Something. By the third, one eye squeezes shut and the caption says, Okay, That Hurt.
From “I Feel Something” to Baby’s Here
The middle of the scale is where nurses nod hardest. A pale green ornament sobs while holding what looks like a tiny hospital band, and it asks, Where’s My Epidural? Next comes a red one wailing through a stream of tears at I’m 10 CM?! Anyone who has stood at a bedside at 3 a.m. while holiday lights blinked down the hallway knows those two captions by heart. Then the face softens, the eyes close, and the twins arrive.
Holly sprigs, red and green bows, snowflake patterns, and gold ornament caps keep the whole print festive, so this labor and delivery nurse Christmas shirt fits right in at a unit potluck, a holiday shift with tinsel taped to the nurses’ station, or a gift swap between coworkers who share the same inside jokes. It also suits the newer nurse working her first December on the floor, who is still learning how many of those six faces she will see before sunrise.
Can an L&D nurse wear the epidural ornament shirt after Christmas?
The pain scale itself carries no date, so it works for any winter shift or any day a coworker needs a laugh. The holly and ornaments point to December, but the six captions apply to every delivery.
Somewhere on your unit there is a nurse who has already said I’m 10 CM out loud this month, and this shirt has her caption ready.
| Material | 100% Cotton |
| Color | Black, White, Light Orange, Banana Cream, Drak Grey, Lilac, Raspberry, Tahiti Blue, Heather Grey, Kelly Green, Mint, Royal, Purple, Navy and more. |
| Printing Technology | DIGISOFT™ and DTG. |
| Size | From S to 5XL |
| Style | Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex Hoodies, Men Tank Tops, Women Tank Tops, Unisex Long Sleeve, Unisex Sweatshirts, Unisex V-necks. |
| Gender | Men, Women. |
| Brand | Podluna |
| Imported | From the United States |
| Shipping | Worldwide |
| Personalized | Allow |
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| ITEM | PRODUCTION TIME | STANDARD SHIPPING TIME |
| 2D Shirts | 1-3 days | 4 - 7 days |
| 3D Shirts | 1-3 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
| Home Decor | 1-3 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
| Accessories | 1-3 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
| Decal & Sticker | 1-3 days | 1 - 2 weeks |
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