Funny Goose Christmas Tote Bag Oh Deer Not Again Merry Goosemas Christmas Tree

Oh Deer! Not Again

The goose in this design has clearly had this conversation before. It trudges across the bag with a Christmas tree dragging behind it on a short rope, trunk end first, gold bead garland slipping along the branches, while a question mark hovers over its wide, worried eyes. A red and black plaid scarf is wrapped around its neck, and its red slippers have little duck faces on the toes, which makes the walk look even more reluctant. Above it, “Oh Deer!” is brushed in heavy black capitals, with “Not Again” looping underneath in script and “Merry Goosemas” tucked in below in red. A deer was expected. A goose showed up instead, tree and all, with a few red stars and two snowflakes drifting around it.

A Funny Goose Christmas Tote Bag and Its Crooked Little Tree

Our funny goose Christmas tote bag is made for the person in the family who ends up hauling the tree home every December, and for the friend who answers every holiday card with a pun. It carries wrapped presents to a family dinner and a tin of cookies down the hall to a neighbor, with the goose along for the walk. The garland is still on the tree, which says a lot about how the morning went.

Anyone who has argued over which tree to buy, measured the living room twice and still dragged a lopsided one through the door will know that expression. A Merry Goosemas tote hanging by the entryway gives that yearly memory a face, and it gives the rest of the household a reason to laugh before anyone has taken their coat off. Because the joke lands in one glance, it also works as a small gift for a coworker in a Secret Santa exchange or a sister who has heard every Christmas pun and still groans at a new one.

Can This Goose Tote Bag Still Be Used After Christmas?

The scene is festive, so it feels most at home from the first week of December through New Year’s Day, but a goose in duck slippers is funny in any winter month and goes along on a January grocery run just as well.

Somewhere in the pile of gifts by the door, a goose in duck slippers is already sighing at next year’s tree.