Funny Dog Cat Veterinarian Christmas Shirt 12 Days Of Veterinary Medicine

The countdown starts small, with a puppy in a cone of shame at day one, and ends with a hissing beagle in a carrier at day twelve. In between, every number gets its own little drawing, from a leaky IV bag to a guinea pig making a break for it, all circling the bubbly lettering of 12 Days of Veterinary Medicine. Candy canes and holly sprigs sit among the words. It reads like a Christmas carol rewritten by someone who has worked a December in an exam room. Anyone who has covered a holiday shift in a clinic will find their own day on it.

A Veterinarian Christmas Shirt Where the Cone of Shame Is Day One

Our funny dog cat veterinarian Christmas shirt is made for vet techs and the doctors they work beside, along with the receptionists who keep the schedule afloat during the busiest weeks of the year. Number eleven, scratched scrubs, gets a little first aid kit. Number ten is a cat tucked under a blanket with only its eyes showing, a sight anyone who has opened a kennel door will know. Number eight, puking patients, sits in a food bowl with paw prints on the rim. Number two, leaky IVs, hangs as a drip bag that looks one squeeze from trouble. Even the hissing beagle at the top has a story, since beagles are the last dogs most people expect to complain.

The rest of the list is just as specific. Golden lab results arrive with a smiling puppy, chewed-up charts are drawn as a fish skeleton, and surgery schedules get a single bandage with a heart in the middle. Wiggly puppies live in a little doghouse at number three, and lint rollers rolling at number seven is the line that gets the loudest laugh at a clinic holiday party. It suits a vet student heading into a first December rotation just as well as a technician who has been rolling fur off scrubs for twenty years, and it works for a whole team wearing it on the same shift, each person claiming the number that sounds most like their week.

How Long Does the Countdown Stay Funny After Christmas?

Most of the list is plain clinic life, so it stays funny well into January and beyond. Only the candy cane and holly belong to the season, while everything else, from the puking patients to the chewed-up charts, describes a normal Tuesday.

Somewhere in the countdown is the number that sounds exactly like your last shift, and the lint roller at day seven is probably already in your bag.