Funny Doberman Christmas Shirt Dear Santa Just Bring Dobermans

The letter on this design is short, and it already knows what it wants: Dear Santa, just bring Dobermans. The word Santa sits in big buffalo plaid letters, and the ask underneath is bolder still. It sounds like someone who made up their mind long before December.

Three Dobermans Sitting Pretty on a Ledge of Snow and Icicles

Each dog sits tall on a snowy ledge hung with icicles and a string of colored lights, ears up and eyes on one another. One wears an elf hat with a little bell, one a Santa hat with a fluffy pom-pom, and one a pair of reindeer antlers. Their collars carry tiny bone-shaped tags. Wrapped gifts, poinsettias and a single ornament are scattered around their paws, so the scene feels like a corner of the living room on Christmas Eve. Snowflakes drift over everything.

A Funny Doberman Christmas Shirt That Says What the Wish List Won’t

This Doberman Christmas shirt is made for people who share their home with the breed, and for anyone who wishes they did. It fits the family that already has a Doberman asleep by the tree, and it fits the one still hoping for a puppy under it. The joke is gentle and a little bossy, which suits a dog with that much opinion.

We think it works best at the small, ordinary holiday moments. Think trimming the tree, wrapping presents on the floor with a dog supervising, or the cookie swap where somebody always asks about the dogs. It also works when the whole household wears matching holiday tees and one person insists theirs has to be the Doberman one. Pair it with a plaid scarf, jeans and boots, and the plaid in the lettering will look as though it was planned.

Who Else Would Wear a Dear Santa Just Bring Dobermans Shirt?

Friends, relatives and dog walkers who admire the breed will get the joke right away, even if their own dog is a different kind. It also suits a first-time Doberman owner who wants to announce the new family member to everyone at the holiday table.

Look for the bone-shaped tags on those collars when you open the box, since they’re the part most people notice last and smile at longest.