Funny Dachshund Christmas Shirt Dachshund Through The Snow Skiing Lights

A small gift with a red ribbon rides on the back of the dachshund in the green knit sweater as it slides downhill on red skis, poles trailing behind like it has somewhere to be. That one detail sets the mood for the whole design. Above it, two more dachshunds race across their own strips of snow, and cream lettering spells out Dachshund and Through-the-Snow around the scene. We drew it for the dog owner whose long, low, slightly dramatic best friend runs every December like it’s a sport.

A Funny Dachshund Christmas Shirt With One Dog Wrapped in Lights

The dachshund at the top wears a Santa hat and a red scarf, and its whole body is wound in strings of colorful bulbs, blue and yellow and red and green. Anyone who has spent a December evening untangling a strand of lights will know that look. Our Dachshund Christmas shirt is a funny holiday tee for people who live with a wiener dog, or who have been the one to rescue it from the tree skirt. The spotted coat under the lights is a nice touch. Nobody here is embarrassed, and the dog certainly isn’t.

A Tree Hauled Home by a Dog in a Pink Beanie

In the middle, a dachshund in a pink knit beanie and scarf stretches out at full speed with a decorated evergreen strapped across its back, tiny gold lights and all. It makes us think of the family member who insists on picking the tree and then needs help getting it through the door. This is the shirt for the Christmas Eve movie, the cookie swap, the neighborhood walk when the first snow comes down, or the morning the whole family lines up for the card photo and the dog won’t sit still. Funny dachshund Christmas shirt energy suits those moments well, because the humor is easy to share with people who have never met your dog.

Who besides a dachshund owner wears this one at holiday gatherings?

Anyone who has watched a long dog bolt across a snowy yard tends to get the joke, so it also suits friends, grandparents, and coworkers who only know the dog from photos shared at Christmas. The three-dog design reads clearly from across a room.

That red-ribboned gift on the skier’s back usually gets the first laugh at the table, and the other two dogs collect theirs a minute later.