Funny Chicken Christmas Tote Bag Making A List Chicken It Twice Christmas Tree Perched Hens

The words arch across the top in deep green capitals, Making a List, then drop into a loose red script that spells out Chicken, with a small It Twice settled underneath. It takes a second to catch the pun on Santa’s famous list, and the hens seem to be in on it. One white hen has climbed onto a branch near the gold star at the top of the tree, looking down at the others as if she is the one holding the clipboard. Below her, a black hen leans in from the left, a rust-red one fans her tail on the right, and a pale one pecks near the trunk.

Funny Chicken Christmas Tote Bag With Seven Hens Perched Around One Tree

This funny chicken Christmas tote bag is made for the person who keeps a backyard flock, calls every hen by name, or laughs hardest at a good barnyard pun. Seven hens in Santa hats gather around an evergreen strung with beaded garlands and red ornaments, with small gold stars drifting between the branches. The whole scene is drawn in a warm, hand-illustrated style. The tree sits in the middle and the birds crowd in around it the way a family does when the presents come out.

A Red Script Pun Over Seven Little Santa Hats

We picture this bag on the arm of someone heading to a cookie swap, standing at a farmers market stall dressed up for December, or carrying groceries into a grandmother’s kitchen. The two handle loops make it easy to hang by the door once the coats come off. It can also stand in for wrapping paper. Tuck a jar of honey or a pair of wool mittens inside, and the joke is already printed on the outside. A sister who swaps egg cartons at the holiday table will get the reference right away. A neighbor who only knows chickens as the ones in your yard will smile anyway, because the hats do half the persuading.

Where else does a hen-and-Christmas-tree tote get carried after the holidays end?

It goes wherever chicken people gather: the feed store, a Saturday coop clean-up run, a library book return in January. The hens keep their Santa hats on, so it reads as a winter bag until the next December rolls around.

Somewhere there is a friend who will spot that white hen on the top branch and finally understand who has been checking the list all along.