Funny Boxer Christmas Shirt On The Naughty List I Regret Nothing

On the naughty list and I regret nothing is exactly what a Boxer would say if he could talk, and the dog on this design appears to be saying it already. He sits beneath a floppy Santa hat, brow slightly furrowed, dark eyes aimed straight at you, a bone-shaped charm tucked into the polka-dot bow at his neck like a small piece of evidence. His expression carries no apology. Everyone in the house knows which stocking got chewed, and he knows they know.

Funny Boxer Christmas Shirt Starring One Unapologetic Santa Hat

This funny Boxer Christmas shirt is made for the person whose Boxer has stolen a ribbon off a gift or sat very still beside a toppled tree with a perfectly innocent face. The words curve around the portrait in bold lettering: On the Naughty List arches over the hat, and And I Regret Nothing settles below, with the last word set larger and slightly weathered, as if it has been said many times before. Two small Christmas trees flank the lower line. The whole design feels like a confession delivered with a straight face, which suits a breed that has always known how to look wronged.

The Bone Ring Around the Boxer’s Santa Hat

We drew a circle of tiny bones around the Boxer’s portrait, and that circle is what holds the scene together. Holly leaves and red berries rest at the upper corners, snowflake patterns stack down both sides, and small paw prints trail between them. Along the bottom, a row of bones and paws sits beneath the final word. It is a Christmas design built around a dog’s idea of the season, where the treats are the decoration and the hat was probably worn under protest. Our Boxer Santa shirt comes out for tree-trimming evenings and for the cold walk around the block with a dog pulling ahead in his bow.

Who besides a Boxer’s owner would wear the On The Naughty List shirt?

Anyone with a Boxer in the family can wear it, and so can a person who jokes about their own spot on the naughty list or simply enjoys a dog with a guilty-looking face. It also fits ugly-sweater parties and holiday gift swaps, anywhere a little mischief is welcome.

Somewhere in the design a small bone charm swings from a polka-dot bow, and it is the only evidence the Boxer will ever admit to.