Funny Border Collie Snowman Selfie Christmas Shirt Carrot Thief

A Border Collie Snowman Selfie Taken Right After the Carrot Went Missing

The snowman standing behind the border collie has a mouth made of small dark dots, turned straight down, and a top hat dusted with snow, and he is plainly not pleased. The reason is clamped in the dog’s teeth. One orange carrot, still frosted, held with the calm of a dog who has already taken the picture. We made this funny border collie snowman selfie Christmas shirt for the household where a dog like that lives, and for the people who have fallen for that exact grin.

One paw stretches toward the camera, which explains how the selfie happened, and the amber eyes stay fixed on the lens as if no explanation is owed. Pine trees stand behind them under falling snow, and a border of ice-crystal snowflakes frames the scene like a frosted window. The collie is the thief. The snowman is the one left to deal with it. We drew it for the border collie owner who knows how carefully this breed studies a room before making a move, and who has the stories to prove it.

A Snowman With a Frown, a Scarf, and Every Reason to Be Upset

A plaid scarf knotted at his neck, a hat with a sprig of holly, a carrot gone missing: the scene gives you plenty to point at when someone across the table asks about your shirt. It suits a tree-trimming evening or a morning of opening presents with a dog underfoot, and it tends to start the same conversation every time, which is whose dog did that. The humor stays gentle, a sulking snowman and a very pleased collie, so it lands warmly with grandparents and teenagers alike. Anyone who has ever set a snowman on the lawn and then kept one eye on the dog will understand it before you explain.

Who Else Laughs at a Border Collie Caught With a Carrot?

Anyone who has lost a sock or a snack to a dog will recognize that grin, so the shirt fits the border collie owner and the friend who simply loves dogs at Christmas. It also works for a dog-loving kid, or a neighbor whose yard is full of snowmen.

Somewhere in the snow the snowman is still waiting for an apology, and wearing this shirt is a fair way to deliver one on the dog’s behalf.