Feral And Festive Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Raccoon Trash Can Santa Hat

Feral and Festive Ugly Christmas Sweater With a Raccoon Tangled in Lights

FERAL and FESTIVE stand in big stacked letters, red on top and green below, with a small script “and” tucked between them and a raccoon in a Santa hat sprawled across the middle. He is on his back with red glasses perched on his nose, one paw lifted to show off a red ornament, and a string of lights wound around his legs like he lost the argument with the tree. Our Feral and Festive ugly Christmas sweater is a crewneck holiday sweater for men and women who treat December as permission to be a little chaotic.

Beside him, a metal trash can lies on its side and spills gift boxes, candy canes, and glass ornaments across the cream panel. The scene looks like the aftermath of a very happy raid, and the raccoon has no plans to apologize for it. We made it with a certain relative in mind, the sister who sneaks the first cookie off the tray or the dad who untangles the same lights every year and still laughs when they knot up again. Anyone in your family who already acts like this at the holidays finally gets a mascot.

Raccoon Faces in Santa Hats and Tiny Wreathed Trash Cans Around the Sleeves

The jokes keep going past the middle panel. Along the top band, raccoon faces in Santa hats sit between little green trees and white snowflakes. Down each sleeve, trash cans wearing holly wreaths trade places with wrapped presents, candy canes, strings of lights, and a few paw prints that wander off the pattern. A row of trash cans, trees, and snowflakes runs along the hem. It is a classic ugly sweater layout, taken over by one very committed raccoon, which makes it an easy pick for an ugly Christmas sweater party, a family photo, or a Christmas Eve spent mostly in the kitchen. The red sleeves and cream center panel also sit comfortably over plain jeans, so the loud part stays the print.

When does a raccoon Christmas sweater make sense beyond the party?

Any December day with a bit of mess in it works, from tree trimming to cookie baking to a late Christmas Eve dinner. Because the Feral and Festive sweater is made for men and women, one design can also circulate through a household that shares the same sense of humor.

Whoever pulls it on will probably be laughing at the little Santa-hatted raccoons on their own sleeves before anyone else gets the chance.