Dancing Bigfoot Ugly Christmas Sweater Squatchmas Cocoa Footprints

Merry Squatchmas, Right Across the Chest

The greeting comes in big green and red letters, and just beneath it a Bigfoot is caught mid-dance, one furry finger pointed at the sky. He wears a Santa hat tipped over his brow and a pair of shades, with a string of colored lights looping behind him. In his other hand is a red mug with a snowflake on it, heaped with marshmallows. He hasn’t spilled one.

This Bigfoot Christmas sweater is for the person who has always half believed in the legend, or at least loves telling the story every December. It suits the uncle with a trail camera in the backyard and the friend who plans every trip around a good stretch of forest. It also suits anyone who wants an ugly sweater with an actual character in it instead of another reindeer.

Snowy Pines, Footprints, and a Dancing Bigfoot Ugly Christmas Sweater

Around the dancer, snow-covered pines rise on both sides, and he steps across a patch of white ground like he owns the clearing. Rows of white and green footprints run along the shoulders and down the sleeves, as if he walked the whole way around you. Snowflakes and red ornaments fill the bands in between, and a line of small evergreens finishes the hem. The eye keeps traveling from the collar to the cuffs, finding another track every few inches.

We designed this one in-house at Podluna for the gatherings where people actually look at each other’s sweaters: the office party, the cousins’ gift swap, the card photo where everyone agrees to wear something ridiculous. A sasquatch in sunglasses doing a little jig starts the conversation for you. It breaks the ice. At a family dinner, it puts a bit of woodland silliness right next to the real cocoa and gives the kids something to point at before the food even arrives.

Can You Wear a Squatchmas Sweater After the Holidays End?

Pines, snowflakes, and a mug of cocoa read as winter in general, so the sweater works for a cabin weekend or a night by the campfire well into January. The design is listed as suitable for both men and women.

The tiny snowflake on that red mug is easy to miss at first, and it’s usually the detail people lean in to find.