Funny New Dad Still Loading 60 Percent Progress Shirt

New fatherhood doesn’t come with an instruction manual or instant mastery. This new dad still loading 60 percent progress t-shirt humorously displays “New Dad Still Loading… [60%]” with a visual progress bar showing you’re more than halfway there but still figuring things out. It’s honest, relatable apparel for fathers navigating the learning curve of those early months.

A “New Dad Still Loading 60%” shirt is an illustrated tee that shows fatherhood skills are 60% installed but still downloading. The design is funny because it perfectly captures what every new father feels after a few weeks or months: more confident than day one, but still very much learning how to decode cries, master swaddling, and function on broken sleep.

Available in multiple colors, this tee pairs effortlessly with joggers for late-night bottle runs or jeans for pediatrician appointments. The straightforward graphic creates instant laughs at parent groups where everyone understands the perpetual loading status of new parenthood.

New Dad Still Loading 60 Percent Progress Tee For Learning Fathers

Podluna focuses on new fathers who embrace the messy, imperfect reality of early parenthood, offering apparel that validates the ongoing learning process with humor and honesty. Cotton construction delivers breathability during those sweaty 3 AM rocking sessions, while machine-washable fabric handles the inevitable messes. Unisex sizing from S to 5XL ensures a comfortable fit that accommodates the exhaustion and coffee-fueled energy of new dad life.

This printed shirt also comes in hoodie, sweatshirt, long sleeve, and tank top formats. Perfect as a gift for friends celebrating their baby’s first few months, brothers adjusting to fatherhood, or yourself when you need a reminder that progress counts even when you’re not at 100% yet. Wear it to coffee shop outings with the stroller, weekend park visits, or family gatherings where relatives ask how you’re managing.